One is in California...

And I've learned quite a few things....

1.) Hispanic baby showers are the place to be people. Why doesn't anyone else know about this? Do I have to hunt down my Latino brethren on the EC and MAKE them celebrate the lives of their young?

2.) Mexican. Food. Everywhere.

3.) Wave surfing will possibly result in the loss of your shorts and your inevitable involvement in sending young boys into early puberty. True story bro.

4.) Rancho Cucamonga is as hot as elephant balls in leather pants in the summer. Do yourselves a favor, put it on your wish list and just NEVER. GO. THERE. Unless of course you LIKE being mistaken for bacon...

5.) I am CLEARLY in the most awesome city EVER....Like...really...EVER....