Clueless is my name...

Stories are my game... No seriously I'm fecking clueless man. Imagine my surprise when I got an email saying I was supposed to blog today. One is at a loss for words. Oh the irony!!! No forrealz...I'm at a loss. Are you laughing yet? No? If I told you about my threat to kick a geriatric in his BC nads because he was standing too close behind me in the line at Kroger and I could feel his jurassic breath on my neck would you laugh then? Yes? My work here is done...

                                              Nikki W.